I Stole The Internet

Mandy Murphy

2010-07-05T20:59:00.000-07:00

This is one of the first pictures I used of Mandy Murphy for Play Nice.
She's a total fox and ultra nice (at least... via email). If you havent seen her photos
before, you should probably google that shit.

Wedding Pictures For The Hungry Couple

2010-03-05T03:51:00.000-08:00

No Pictures! No Pictures!

2010-02-23T21:38:00.001-08:00

Skippin' Class & Kick'n Ass.

2010-02-23T21:37:00.001-08:00

Keeping Up With The Kids

2010-02-23T21:35:00.001-08:00

Sea World Is A Cruel Place

2010-02-23T21:33:00.001-08:00

Guess Whose Back, Jerks?

2009-10-05T13:44:00.000-07:00

So after a long break, I am back at it.
I have stolen, received and begged for lots of new pictures from lots of
new girls (and the occasional dude... but dont get your hopes up). The pictures are turning out even better
than I expected because I am doing something that I dont usually do... giving a shit! Most of the time I just doodle
and scribble and spurt out colors and hope for the best, but these days I am actually using the erase tool! I am choosing
colors carefully and I have a solid idea of what I want for the future of my art and how to use this blog to take over the internet.

I hope you are as excited as I am.

Ill see you soon my babies.

2009-07-14T09:21:00.000-07:00

My artwork as a tattoo on a strangers body.... check.

This Is A Link.

2009-07-07T05:54:00.000-07:00

This banner of hot babes with monsters will lead you directly to
the Paer Clothing.com website that I made shirts for.

the shirt is cool.
their shit is cool.

you should buy something. Go on... you deserve it.

Sam Is One Of The Greats.

2009-06-21T22:52:00.000-07:00

This is me and this is Sam. We are two of the greatest people you could ever know in your entire life.

About Face.

2009-06-21T22:49:00.000-07:00

Ill Carve Your Heart Out With A spoon.

Professional Monster Hunter

2009-06-21T22:46:00.000-07:00

If You Wanna Catch A Monster, You Have To Look Like One.

New Nice.

2009-06-17T15:02:00.000-07:00

My Favorite Color Is See-Through

Me and My Logo

2009-06-05T07:17:00.001-07:00

This Is Me and This Is My Logo.

Models Take Their Clothes Off.

2009-06-05T07:12:00.000-07:00

Some people dont like it when I draw monsters on their pictures. I've decided that you can seperate the world into two different kinds of people. People that get it... and people that dont. The people that dont get it are still important, because they give you something to talk about with the people that get it.

In Your Face.

2009-05-30T12:13:00.001-07:00

SO, check it out... cowboys use to draw mustaches on Wanted posters.
But nobody wants cowboys anymore. They want young babes from the internet.
So here I am again, givin' the public what they want.

Peep The Restaurant Tonight.

2009-05-26T14:06:00.000-07:00

Im starting to really dislike Myspace. I am on the site way too much stealing peoples photos to draw pictures on. I see the same thing over and over and over and over again. I think I am going to move this entire operation to this Blog. Or somewhere else. I dunno. The internet is much bigger than Myspace though, so I might as well have a look around.

Taylor And Taylor

2009-05-24T14:42:00.000-07:00

My roommates are boyfriend and girlfriend and they are both named Taylor. I know, it's gross.

Play Nicer

2009-05-24T14:37:00.000-07:00

Dishes Are Done, Man.

Yesterday Was My Birthday

2009-05-24T14:29:00.000-07:00

That About Sums It Up

I Went To The MOMA

2009-05-24T14:26:00.000-07:00

Friendships Have Price Tags

2009-05-24T14:24:00.000-07:00

This girl owes me 350$. Fuck her.

The Team

2009-05-24T14:18:00.000-07:00

The Team from Kalvin Lazarte on Vimeo.

This is a video I shot and edited of some of my friends and I being totally fucking awesome... which, in turn, makes the video totally fucking awesome as well.

Mandy Renneberg

2009-05-24T13:59:00.000-07:00

Black Fur Blogspot

Hammock Weather.

2009-05-24T13:46:00.000-07:00

I Love Summer.

Gods Girls Play Nice

2009-05-24T13:06:00.001-07:00

So I have a love hate relationship with the God's Girls website. Hate: I worked for them filming their shoots for one day and it was the worst business experience I have ever ever ever had.

Love: Naked Girls.

SOOO, at the same time that I dont love that people think that I am supporting the website or working for the website by placing the Play Nice logo on all of the God's Girls heads, I wont stop doing it. It's such a easy and effective way to get the Logo out all over the internet. Because everybody loves a naked girl on the internet. Especially on myspace where all these pictures are originally posted. Plus, when someone does get the joke... it makes it all worth it.

For any Gods Girls models that may read this... I hope you are not offended by the captions I place under the photos
when I place them on myspace. I have lots of friends that have posed for the site... all of them have a Play Nice/God's Girls mash.

I also knew this girl in junior high that, for a dollar, would lift up her shirt and show you her boobs behind the school.
I only payed to see them once though. After that, I made her my girlfriend. Than I got to see them for free whenever I wanted and she also started buying me candy and soda pop with the money that she was making from all the other boys in school.

play nice.

Ainsley

2009-05-24T13:04:00.000-07:00

Let Me Show You The Inside Of My Van Little Girl.

2009-05-24T12:58:00.000-07:00

I am the feeling that the doctors all felt with the very first transplanted heart. Their breaths held as the body laid flat on the table watching in awe waiting for the beating to start.  I am the last brick in The Great Wall Of China the one that said that the job was complete. And even among millions of bricks just like me, I know my purpose as I lay under your feet  I am the single dream two brothers shared of flying and getting every man in the sky with the birds. I was their feet lifting off the ground for the very first time and the stammers of a crowd that had lost all their words.  Im the Incan temples on top of Machu Picchu where so many virgins gladly sacrificed their life. Because they knew that they were what the gods wanted and would leave this world to become a pure light.  I am Einstein's brain and its gifts that it gave us Im Beethoven's lips as they hummed Ode To Joy. Im the very first footprint on the surface of the moon  I am The Virgin Mary giving birth to a baby boy.  Im the very first time you made love to your husband. Im the heartbeat you skipped the first time you saw your wife. Im the 18 steps that you counted walking towards your diploma
but I dont even compare to what comes after this life.

2009-05-24T12:55:00.000-07:00

Acooochey-coochey-coochey-coooo

Andrea King

2009-05-24T12:45:00.001-07:00

Keep Wishing.

Ashley Grobmeier

2009-05-24T12:40:00.000-07:00

Ashley Gets Ruffied And A Monster Gets Sick.

Play Nice and Paer Sittin' In A Tree

2009-05-24T12:05:00.000-07:00

So check it out! The tshirt I did for Paer Clothing just came out and they are very cool. Sam Genovese, the brains behind Paer Clothing did an amazing job with the entire thing and I am very happy that this was my first clothing company to work with.
Check out there site to buy the shirt or any of their radical hoodies.

Play Nice...

2009-05-02T14:44:00.000-07:00

I have been stealing peoples photos from the internet and drawing on them.
this started as a thing I did for a few of my friends, but it became very popular
on a few networking sites (mypace and facebook mostly) and I am now doing about
ten a day.
It has also stemmed into me getting jobs illustrating and doing design work for companies.
I just did a t-shirt design for Paer Clothing and am really excited to see what it looks like when
it is finally complete.
here are some of the more recent pictures I have drawn on.

the sun always shines on the cool.

King Painting

2009-05-02T14:39:00.000-07:00

I Made A Video. Check It Out.

King Painting from Kalvin Lazarte on Vimeo.

Slug Sex

2009-04-04T07:48:00.000-07:00

This Is Only One Reason Why I Love Slugs..